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Friday, 02 February 2018 06:27

Joke of The Week 2/2/2018

Joke of the Week winner is Joe Immler of Akron. He wins The Works from The Klaben Auto Stores in Kent!! Here's his joke:


A Navy fighter pilot had to crash land his plane on a carrier. It was quite a wreck and he woke up a week later in the hospital, in severe pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, and wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him. It was obvious he was in a life threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.
Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot but a sailor,she spoke to him softly and slowly,enunciating each word:
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "OK then,
Can ​you take off your blouse?

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