Jim Gibson of Cuyahoga Falls scores the $25 Speedway gift card from the three LOCAL Klaben Auto Stores for this week's gem.
A woman was being tried for the murder of her third husband.
The prosecutor asked, "What happened to your first husband?"
"He died of mushroom poisoning." said the wife.
"How about your second husband?" asked the prosecutor.
"He died of mushroom poisoning, too," said the woman.
"Well, then," pressed the prosecutor, "what about your third husband?"
The wife replied, "He died of a brain concussion."
"A concussion?" The prosecutor asked "why did that happen?"
The wife paused and then said, "because he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!"