Going bananas over these #ichigan one liners from David Ard of Streetsboro who scores the Klaben Auto Works!
- Why wasn't Jesus born in Michigan? No wise men and no virgin!
- What do tornadoes and grads from Michigan have in common? They both end up in trailer parks.
- Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? Because it stands for "mostly idiots."
- How do you make University of Michigan cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for hours.
- Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Michigan? They cause too much brain damage.
- Why don't they breast feed their babies in Michigan? It hurts too much to boil a nipple.