Joke of the Week snared by Jamie DeMattia of Ravenna -- who picked up the Klaben Auto Works package! We've got another round of one liners...
A man comes home at three o'clock in the morning. His wife asks him where in hell has he been. He says "I've been bird watching." His wife asks "What kind of bird do you watch at three o'clock in the morning?!" He says "A redheaded, double breasted, yellow bellied mattress thrasher."
Did you hear about the two nuts walking in the park? One was a salted.
What do blondes refer to a good looking man with a brunette as? A hostage.
Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with cow lips? They are calling them McJaggers.