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Friday, 26 August 2016 09:55

Joke of the Week 8/26

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Jason Saum of Akron scores with the Joke of the Week, snaring The Works from Klaben.

A Browns fan walks in to a sports bar. He orders a drink and an empty cocktail glass. He looks to his right and sees a guy dressed in a Steelers jersey. The guy in the Steelers jersey says, “Hi they call me Steeler Jim.”

The Browns fan says to Steeler Jim, I'll bet you 50 bucks I can pee in that glass from five feet away without getting a drop anywhere but in the glass. Steeler Jim looks at him and says, “That’s’re on, I’ll take that bet.”

So the Browns fan climbs up on the bar, sets the glass 5 feet away and starts to go in it. He hit everything but the glass. Steeler Jim starts laughing and as he does the Browns fan turns to him and pees on him too.

Shocked Jim says, ”hey now you owe me 50 bucks." The Browns fan pays Steeler Jim the $50 and starts laughing.

Jim says, “You just lost 50 bucks, why are you laughing?” The Browns fan says, “Earlier I bet my friend the bartender $500 bucks that I could walk in here and pee on the first Steelers fan I saw and he’d be ok with it.”

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