Fire Chief Don Sweigert of Rittman gets The Works from Klaben for this week's Joke of the Week winner.
One day, many many years ago, a 7 year old boy named Jim went to visit his grandmother in western PA. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, Jim looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I'm happy with my it as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
Then little Jim heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.
The minister said: "Hello, Jimmy, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!"