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Friday, 18 December 2015 09:57

Joke of the Week 12/18

The Joke of the Week comes from Burl Rogers of Akron...and it's close to home to win that Klaben Auto Works package!

Ed died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Jeff and Steeler Jim.

The three men had always done everything together.

Jeff arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Jeff said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Jeff said, "Nope, ain't Ed."

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Steeler Jim in to confirm the identity of the body. Jim looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Jim said, "No, it ain't Ed."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Steeler Jim said, "Well, Ed had two asses."

"What? He had two asses?" asked the incredulous mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em," responded Steeler Jim, "but everybody used to say: 'There's Ed with them two asses."

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