An early Joke of the Week thanks to Nadine Hupp of Massillon -- and we think it might be a joke of the decade!
A teacher asked her 3rd grade class to name things that end in "tor "and that also eat things. The first little boy said "alligator."
"Very good, Tony, that's a big word" the teacher replied. The second little boy said "predator."
"Yes, that's another big word, Alan. Very good!" the teacher noted.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said "vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher said "that's a big word, Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
Johnny says "well, my mother has one and she says it eats damn batteries like there's no tomorrow."
Joke of the Week and the $25 Speedway gift card from Klaben Auto goes to Dave Ferrell.
The 86 year old man walked into the crowded waiting room and approached the front desk. The receptionist greeted him and asked why he was there.
"To see the doctor," he explained, "because there's something wrong with my penis."
She became irritated and berated him for using such language in a crowded waiting room and speaking so loudly.
"Why not," the elderly man replied. "You asked me what was wrong and I answered!"
She scolded him. "Now you've embarrassed the entire room full of people. You should have said something was wrong with your ear, and discussed the problem in private with the doctor."
At this point, the man toddled out of the room, waited several minutes, and returned. The receptionist smiled and asked "can I help you?"
"Yes," the man said. "There's something wrong with my ear."
The receptionist nodded approvingly and said "what's wrong with your ear, sir?"
"I can't pee out of it," he answered.
Joke of the Week snagged by Sharon Tylka of Shreve for the Klaben Auto's $25 gift card from Speedway.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from your mouth to your stomach.
A human hair can hold almost 6 ½ pounds.
The length of a man’s "you know what" is three times the length of his thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A women's heart beats faster than a man’s.
Women blink 2 times as much as men.
We use 300 muscles to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has listened to this entire joke. A man is still measuring his thumb.