jokeoftheday header

Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (296)

Wednesday, 04 June 2014 08:39

Fatts and Apple


Fatts and Apple are a very bonded father and daughter pair that are required to be adopted out together. They arrived at the PHSGA when their owner passed away and there was no one left to care for them. Fatts is the daddy and he is around 7-8 years old and Apple is around 6 years old. They are a cross between a Pekingese and a Pomeranian, which is referred to as a Peek-a-Pom (these are NOT hypoallergenic breeds). Fatts, is the bigger of the two, but can be a little more shy when first meeting new people. It doesn't take long for this adorable duo to warm up and then they are ready to run around playing with each other and toys. After a good play session it's then time to crash on your lap for some pets and TLC. They have potential with other dogs and would do best in a home with no small children. Fatts and Apple can't wait to become part of a family again, so if you think you have room in your home and heart for this precious pair, stop by the Humane Society today to meet them!

Wednesday, 04 June 2014 08:38



Mocha is an energetic and loving 10 week old kitten. She loves playing with just about any toy and then wind down by snuggling and getting some pets. Mocha gets along well with other cats. If you are looking for a kitten friend stop down and visit Mocha or the many other kittens or cats currently at PHSGA that are looking for their forever families! In honor of June being “Adopt a Shelter Cat” month, we are offering reduced adoption fees on all cats and kittens to approved applicants. Kittens under the age of six months will be $50 and cats above s...ix months will be $20. All animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines, micro-chipped and include a 30 day free trial of pet insurance.

Wednesday, 28 May 2014 09:58



Gypsy is a 4-5 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 40 pounds. This pretty lady arrived at the PHSGA with an eye injury. Unfortunately, we were unable to save her eye, so now she is always winking at adopters and wagging her tail as they visit her at her kennel door. This happy girl has potential with the right dog and is ready to find a family to cuddle up with and get some love. If you are wondering if Gypsy is the dog for your stop in and meet this special girl today!

Wednesday, 28 May 2014 09:57



Joey is a beautiful 10-12 week old female kitty waiting to find her purrrfect home. She is a lovable and spunky girl, that enjoys playing with toys and getting as many pets as you can spare. She arrived with 8 other siblings and most have found their forever families and Joey is hoping her turn is next! The PHSGA has many kittens currently available for adoption so stop in today and see if you can find that purrrfect match!

Friday, 23 May 2014 10:23

"Where the hell have you been?"


Joke of the Week comes from Larry Rogers of Canal Fulton:

A married man is having an affair with his secretary. One day their passion takes them to her house, and after a wild afternoon they fall asleep. He wakes up, sees the clock and knows he's in big trouble. So he tells his girlfriend to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He slips them on and heads for home.

His wife is waiting. "Where the hell have you been," she yells.
"Well, honey, I cannot lie. I spent the entire afternoon making love with my secretary. We woke up late and I'm just getting home."

She glanced down at his shoes and says "you lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"

Sunday, 06 July 2014 20:00

Patriotic Brands

Written by


Do you have a clue?

What is the most patriotic brand in America?


Congrats to Paul from Alliance....he wins Bret Michaels tickets at the Rocksino! 

Wednesday, 21 May 2014 09:17



Marzipan is a fun, energetic kitty that would bring lots of joy & laughter to a home! This beautiful girl arrived as a sick little kitten in need of a lot of TLC and time to heal. After being a fighter she pulled through and now is a healthy and spirited girl on a search to find a home! Marizapn has been waiting for almost 2 years to meet her new family and the staff and volunteers can’t this amazing girl hasn’t been picked yet! She loves playtime and to just be around to “help” in any kitty way she can. A home with older children would be best for this pretty girl, since at times she can get a bit frisky. When it’s time to relax, Marzipan likes to crawl on your lap & get pets. She has potential with the right cat friend & seems to get a long extremely well with dogs. Is this Marzipan just the ingredient you need to sweeten up your life?

Wednesday, 21 May 2014 09:16



Paula is a 6 year old Rat Terrier that weighs about 10 pounds. This sweetie pie gets along well with most dogs and seems to have potential with cats. This lovely lady already knows sit and is ready to learn more. She also walks well on leash, loves car rides and is looking for a home to call her very own. Paula fits right in your lap and is waiting to get all the pets and love you are willing to share.

Monday, 19 May 2014 10:32

Mile High City

Written by

Do you have a clue?

People in Denver do this more than people in any other place in America. What is it?


Go on blind dates!


Raymond of N. Canton wins the Rubber Ducks tickets and the bobble head. 

Wednesday, 14 May 2014 09:20

Jim Bob



Jim Bob is a 10-11 year old Terrier mix that only weighs about 15 pounds. He arrived at the PHSGA when his owner went into the nursing home and there was no one left to care for this sweet boy. Despite now living in a shelter, Jim Bob has never stopped loving life. Whenever you meet him, his happy spirit and gentle soul will make just about anyone fall in love with this little guy. He gets along great with other dogs and even seems to do well with cats. He walks well on the leash and thinks everyone he meets is his new best friend. Jim Bob can't wait to become part of a family again!

Page 18 of 22