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Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (298)

Wednesday, 11 May 2016 09:28

Meet Warren and Olivia!

warrenWarren is a 3-4 year old Beagle mix that weighs about 35 pounds. He can be shy when first meeting new people but with some time and patience he slowly starts to warm up. He also shows potential with the right dog but prefers them to be as laidback as he is. Due to his initial shyness, a lower traffic home with no small children would be best. After Warren gets to know you, he enjoys getting pets and being by your side. If you think that you may be the person to give Warren the safe home he has always dreamed of, visit PHSGA today to meet this special man!

 

 

cat olivia 1Meet Olivia! This pretty 2 year old girl is hoping to find a home to call her own soon! Olivia is a sweet and loving girl who may take a few moments to warm up to new people and places. Once Olivia feels comfortable she enjoys receiving gentle pets and doesn't seem to mind being brushed or groomed. Olivia has lived with other cats before but will need time to adjust to a new feline friend and she shows potential to get along with a calm dog. Olivia likes to spend her days relaxing on a warm lap or soaking up a few rays of sunshine through the safety of a window. Olivia hopes you stop by our shelter soon and ask to meet her!

Wednesday, 11 May 2016 09:25

WONE Joke of the Week 5/6/16

From Tom Bruce of Boston Heights, this week's winner for the Speedway gift card from Klaben Auto!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times; when she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

*'We can't chew them because we've got no teeth', she replied.*

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?

The old lady replied, "we just love the chocolate around them.*

Wednesday, 11 May 2016 09:25

WONE Joke of the Week 4/29/16

This JOKE OF THE WEEK scores the $25 Speedway gift card thanks to Klaben Auto...and it's Roy Hughes of Mogadore.

Two very devoted nuns came to the USA from Poland. They got off the boat and were walking around New York taking in the sites, sound and smells. Soon they see a hot dog vendor, and the one nun said, "I’ve heard about these all my life, we’ve got to try some." So they bought 2 and were walking away when the one nun open hers looked at it and threw it in the trash...She looked at the other nun and said "WHAT PART OF THE DOG DID YOU GET??????"

Wednesday, 11 May 2016 09:23

WONE JOKE OF THE WEEK 4/22/16

The JOKE OF THE WEEK scores a $50 Speedway card courtesy Klaben Auto...and it's Tom Bartholemy of Ravenna.

Three Steelers fans -- Steve, Bob and Jim -- are working on a septic sewer rebuild when suddenly Steve falls in and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jim realize one of them will have to call Steve's wife.

"I'll do it," says Bob. "I'm good at this sensitive stuff."

Two hours later he returns with a six pack of beer. "Did you tell her," asks Steeler Jim?

"Yep," responds Steeler Bob. Jim replies "...so where did you get the six pack?" Bob responds Steeler Steve's widow gave it to him.

"What! Why would she do that," cries Jim.

"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door I asked her 'are you Steeler Steve's widow?"

"Widow? No, your mistaken," she answered. "I'm not a widow." So I said "I'll bet you a six pack you ARE!"

Thursday, 05 May 2016 08:54

Meet Bessie and Barnaby

bessieBessie is an 8-9 year old Beagle mix that weighs about 35 pounds. Bessie is a cuddly princess who is looking for a family to call her very own! She gets along well with most other dogs and despite her age she is ready to play. She would do best in a home with older children. Bessie enjoys being by your side and getting as many pets as you will spare. If you are looking for a new bestie stop in to the PHSGA and meet Bessie!

cat barnabyBarnaby is around 2 years old and arrived at our shelter after being found by a Good Samaritan. Barnaby came to us with a broken back leg and after receiving the necessary surgery and medical care to fix him, Barnaby is now ready to find a home to call his own! We were able to save and repair Barnaby's leg and he is using it better and better each day! Barnaby is able to jump around and play just like any other cat. He is a very sweet and social boy who just loves to be around people and soak up all of the attention and pets he can get! Barnaby is often found romping around with a toy and once he is wore out, he enjoys cuddling up in comfy bed for a quick snooze! Barnaby seems to get along with other cats, dogs, and children. This friendly guy is sure to melt your heart with his loving personality! Barnaby hopes you stop by our shelter and ask to meet him!

Wednesday, 27 April 2016 09:25

Meet Phoebe And Heart

phoebePhoebe is an 8 year old Lab mix that weighs about 85 pounds. This beautiful girl has a wonderfully easygoing and gentle personality! She would love to find a home where she can relax and lounge all day. She seems to like most other dogs but enjoys them the most when they are as laidback as she is. If you think Phoebe and you might be great friends, stop by the PHSGA today to meet this sweet girl!



heartMeet Heart! She is around 4 years old and arrived at our shelter after being found by a Good Samaritan. Heart is a sweet and affectionate girl who enjoys soaking up lots of pets and playing with fun toys! She is pretty easy going girl who loves everyone she meets! Heart likes to take naps in comfy cat beds and will even come curl up in your lap! If you’re interested in getting to know Heart, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her!

Wednesday, 27 April 2016 09:25

Meet Phoebe And Heart

phoebePhoebe is an 8 year old Lab mix that weighs about 85 pounds. This beautiful girl has a wonderfully easygoing and gentle personality! She would love to find a home where she can relax and lounge all day. She seems to like most other dogs but enjoys them the most when they are as laidback as she is. If you think Phoebe and you might be great friends, stop by the PHSGA today to meet this sweet girl!

heartMeet Heart! She is around 4 years old and arrived at our shelter after being found by a Good Samaritan. Heart is a sweet and affectionate girl who enjoys soaking up lots of pets and playing with fun toys! She is pretty easy going girl who loves everyone she meets! Heart likes to take naps in comfy cat beds and will even come curl up in your lap! If you’re interested in getting to know Heart, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her!

Monday, 25 April 2016 10:44

Meet Da Vinci and Pat

Da Vinci is around 2 years old and weighs about 35 pounds. His mom was a Boxer and dad a Pug and this adorable “Bug” can’t wait to find his forever home! This handsome man can be a little shy when first meeting some new people but with just a little time and a few treats he warms right up. Once he knows you, he turns into an outgoing and happy puppy! He would do best in a home with older children and he seems to get along well with most other dogs and also shows potential with kitties! Stop down and meet Da Vinci today!

cat patMeet Pat! He is a 5-6 year old front de-claw who arrived to us after his owner was no longer able to keep him. Pat is a social and friendly boy who enjoys being brushed and pet! Pat will rub all against you asking for more and more love! He is an easy going guy who likes to play with toys and roll around in a pile of cat nip! Pat hopes you come see him at our shelter soon!

Friday, 15 April 2016 12:33

Joke of the week 4/15

This week's JOKE OF THE WEEK comes from Doug Holland of Canfield -- a real keeper for that Klaben Auto Works package!

At a hotel restaurant a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket.

It hurls by the man and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her. "This is so embarrassing," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you," she asks?

The man says yes. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist stunningly pretty and the man finds they have a lot in common.

He gets her phone number and asks You are the most charming women I have ever met, are you this nice to every guy you meet?

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:18

Meet Potato and Morris

potatoPotato is a 6 year old Shepherd / Hound mix that weighs about 75 pounds. Despite his older age, he is one active pup! He LOVES toys of all kinds and can keep himself busy with just a simple tennis ball. He gets along well with other dogs and shows potential with kitties too! He would do best do best in a home with older children. Potato loves getting pets and being by your side. If you have your eye on this handsome spud stop in and meet Potato today!

morrisMeet Morris! This handsome guy is around 2 years old and arrived at our shelter after being brought in by a Good Samaritan. Morris is a very social, friendly and outgoing guy who adores being pet and loved on! Morris loves everyone he meets and likes to greet you with a friendly meow when you approach him. He enjoys playing with cat nip filled toys, sitting in laps and snoozing on comfy cat beds! Morris seems to get along with other cats and dogs. Morris is FIV positive but we know that will not hold him back from finding a forever home soon due to his stellar personality! If you would like more information on FIV please call our shelter at (330) 487-0333 and we would be happy to give you tons of information! Morris is hoping you stop by our shelter soon and ask to meet him today!

(FIV stands for Feline Immunodeficiency Virus. This affects only cats and cannot be spread to humans or other animals. Cats with FIV are able to live normal lifespans. FIV is not transferable through shared food and water bowls, litter boxes, mutual grooming, etc.)

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