"Mr. Anonymous" doesn't want us to us his name or where he's from -- which is a shame, because he should get FULL credit for the Joke of the Week. No matter; he's got that $25 Speedway gift card courtesy Klaben Auto coming his way.
A guy went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing.
His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. “Why all the attention?” the friend asked, “You look fine to me.”
“I know!” grinned the patient. “But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches.”