This week's JOKE winner for The Works from Klaben is a twosome -- D & L from Akron for this gem!
A very strict minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu.
A crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the strict minister. The Stewardess asked the Marine if he wanted a cocktail?
The soldier got a Rum and Coke, Then she asked the minister if he wanted a drink.
He said, in a disgusted tone, "I'd rather be savagely abused by a dozen sluts than let liquor touch my lips."
The old Marine then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said "I'D LIKE THAT TOO, I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A CHOICE."