Joke of the Week winner Rebecca Connor hails from Barberton, and scores for The Works from Klaben Auto!
Three football fans die at the same time and go to heaven. A Bengal fan, a Ravens fan and a Steelers fan.
An angel greets them and tells them "There is good news, everyone here gets a car. The more faithful you were to your wife the better the car. You get your cars in a week."
A week goes by and the guys return to see what kind of cars they got.
The Bengals fan says that he was not the most faithful, cheated a lot and feels bad about it and received a Prius. The Ravens fan said, "I only cheated two times and regret it, and I got a Porsche".
The Steelers fan was crying, but finally responds, "I never cheated one time and got the top of the line Lamborghini".
The other guys say, "That’s great, so why are you upset?"
The Steelers fan says "My wife just died yesterday and I just saw her go by; she was pedaling a tricycle".