How 'BOUT Karla Burgess of Kent, snagging The Works from Klaben for this Joke of the Week!
Bengal Betty and Steeler Jim were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Bengal Betty suddenly noticed that Steeler Jim was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.
Bengal Betty asked "Jim, where are you? You know that we have lots to do!"
Steeler Jim said "Do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with a diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you."
Little tears started to flow down Bengal Betty’s cheek, and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
Well, said Steeler Jim…."I'm in the Hooters next to it."