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Wednesday, 23 November 2016 10:57

Joke of the Week 11/23

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Going bananas over these #ichigan one liners from David Ard of Streetsboro who scores the Klaben Auto Works!

- Why wasn't Jesus born in Michigan? No wise men and no virgin!

- What do tornadoes and grads from Michigan have in common? They both end up in trailer parks.

- Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? Because it stands for "mostly idiots."

- How do you make University of Michigan cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for hours.

- Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Michigan? They cause too much brain damage.

- Why don't they breast feed their babies in Michigan? It hurts too much to boil a nipple.

 

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