Joke of the Week courtesy Doug Lehman of Dalton, who nails The Works from Klaben for these!
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When....
- your horn sticks on the freeway, and you're behind 50 bikers;
- your car, house payment and girlfriend are all three months late;
- you're out drinking and have to get sick, but you have lockjaw.
You know you're having a REALLY bad day when:
- In the middle of a rather uncomfortable prostate exam, your realize the doctor has BOTH hands on your shoulders.