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Friday, 04 November 2016 09:44

Joke of the Week 11/4

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Joke of the Week courtesy Doug Lehman of Dalton, who nails The Works from Klaben for these!

You Know You're Having a Bad Day When....

- your horn sticks on the freeway, and you're behind 50 bikers;
- your car, house payment and girlfriend are all three months late;
- you're out drinking and have to get sick, but you have lockjaw.

You know you're having a REALLY bad day when:

- In the middle of a rather uncomfortable prostate exam, your realize the doctor has BOTH hands on your shoulders.

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