Congrats to Ron from the Portage Lakes and he's snared The Works from Klaben Auto for Joke of the Week honors -- the boys in the morning especially loved the final one.
With the Indians fans bringing goats to Progressive Field to jinx the Cubs in the World Series, what do they call goats in Pittsburgh? - Women.
How are men like used cars? - Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Why are brides dressed in white? - Because it matches the kitchen appliances.
Why don't men get mad cow disease? - Because they're pigs.
What to the Chicago Cubs and Pee Wee Herman have in common? - They both can't whack it in public.