It's a ONE LINER FRIDAY and Becky from Tallmadge scores The Works from Klaben!
Heard about the man from Pittsburgh who was a bit "premature"? The doctor introduced him to a mate with a short attention span.
How is sex like air? It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any.
Hear about the man from Pittsburgh arrested for fooling around with a horse? In his defense he claimed it was a stable relationship.
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get the remote.