Joke of the Week honors go to Mary Lynn of Ellet and she's got The Works from Klaben to prove it!
Q: how long does a Steelers fan need to reach a blood alcohol of point 8?
A: About two days of NOT drinking.
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes on the first date -- it's because the chances are you have small boobs.
Q: Why do Pittsburgh women have trouble finding men?
A: Because they don't like the drunk ones, and the sober ones don't like them.
Q: How do we know Steeler Jim was conceived on a highway?
A: Because that's where most accidents happen.