This JOKE OF THE WEEK scores the $25 Speedway gift card thanks to Klaben Auto...and it's Roy Hughes of Mogadore.
Two very devoted nuns came to the USA from Poland. They got off the boat and were walking around New York taking in the sites, sound and smells. Soon they see a hot dog vendor, and the one nun said, "I’ve heard about these all my life, we’ve got to try some." So they bought 2 and were walking away when the one nun open hers looked at it and threw it in the trash...She looked at the other nun and said "WHAT PART OF THE DOG DID YOU GET??????"