This week's JOKE OF THE WEEK comes from Doug Holland of Canfield -- a real keeper for that Klaben Auto Works package!
At a hotel restaurant a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket.
It hurls by the man and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her. "This is so embarrassing," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you," she asks?
The man says yes. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist stunningly pretty and the man finds they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks You are the most charming women I have ever met, are you this nice to every guy you meet?
"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."