Congrats to new jokester Nicholas Kinney of Akron for this gem, worth The Works from Klaben Auto!
Steeler Jim and Bengal Betty returned from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The next day he was talking to his good friend Jeff.
Jeff noticed something was bothering Steeler Jim and asked what was wrong. "Well," replies the Steeler Jim, "when we finished making love on the first night, I made a mistake and put a $50 bill on the pillow."
"Oh, that's not too bad," Jeff said, "She can't think you have been saving yourself all these years."
"That's not the problem," Steeler Jim says. "She gave me $20 change!"