The Works from Klaben Auto goes to Jeff Bartolet of Salem for the Joke of the Week!
Steeler Jim is showering up in a locker room after work when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn, Bob, you're hung!" explains Steeler Jim.
"I wasn't always this impressive," says his buddy. "I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" asks Steeler Jim. "Well, every day for the past two years, I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it," his buddy answers. Steeler Jim agrees and the two depart.
A few months later the two are back in the same locker room and Bob asks Steeler Jim how his situation was.
Steeler Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you," Bob asked, "An hour each day with butter?"
"Well, we don't use butter, so I've been using Crisco," replied Steeler Jim.
"Crisco," admonished Bob. "Damn it,Steeler Jim, everyone knows Crisco is shortening!"