WONE's Joke of the Week with The Works from Klaben goes to Randy Meekins of Akron -- not AARP-approved.
Two VERY elderly Steelers fans decide to get married; on their honeymoon night, not much was happening. After a few minutes, the old man passes gas and says "Touchdown! Seven points."
The bride asks what that means, and he responds it's Fart Football. Smiling, a few minutes later she lets one loos and says "Touchdown, tie score!"
A little while later, the she adds another squeaker and says "Field goal, 10-7." Not be be outdone, the new groom strains as hard as he can and lets loose, a bit TOO much.
The wife asks "what does THAT mean?" He says "Halftime. Switch sides!"