Congrats to Ray Collins of Akron and we're sending him The Works from Klaben for the Joke of the Week!
After the Sundays game, Jim figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed.
"All right honey," he says, "Give me a play you want me to run."
"How about Foreplay?" his wife replies.
"What's the Four Play?" asks Jim.
"You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two minute warning."
(photo from AliExpress.com does not necessarily represent Mrs. Steeler Jim)