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Pretty Tied Up

Written by Super User. Posted in Joke of the Week

 

Thanks to Craig Rees of Tallmadge for the Joke of the Week!

 

Last night he dreamt he was in heaven, and saw former President Bush tied to the ugliest girl he'd ever seen.

Why?

God responded "He lied, he cheated and he stole from my people. He'll spend eternity like that."

Then Craig saw President Obama, tied up to an even uglier girl!

"He lied, he cheated and he stole from my people," said God.

Then Craig spotted WONE's Steeler Jim, tied to the most beautiful supermodel he'd ever seen.

What did Steeler Jim do, Craig asked? God sighed; "Steeler Jim didn't do anything. But the supermodel lied, cheated and stole...."