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"Stump the Chump"

Written by Super User. Posted in Joke of the Week

 

The joke of the week is a classic reworked by Mike Jamison of Massillon:

Three nuns died at the same time, and find themselves at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter says he can let them in but only after they answer a question correctly.

The first, 21, is asked who created the Ark? "Easy," she replies, "Noah." In she goes.

The second, only 23, is asked who carried the Ten Commandments down the mountain? "Why, Moses, of course!" and into Heaven she strides.

The third, at 85, thinks to herself "what a piece of cake." "What were Eve's first words to Adam?" asks St. Peter. She's stumped...hmmmm...finally mutters "boy oh boy, that's a hard one!" And the Gates opened....