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Nurse, help me!

Written by Super User. Posted in Joke of the Week

 

Joke of the Week from John Gilbertson of Akron:

Nurse, help me! An elderly couple go to the doctor's office.
The man is hard of hearing so when the doctor says he'll need a stool and urine sample he says "what?"
He turns to his wife and yells "What did he say?"
"He says he need you to leave your underwear," she replies.

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