Joke of the Week: thanks to Jim Midolo of New London for this one.
Guy at a bar when a beautiful woman sits down right next to him. So he buys her a drink and asks her name. "Carmen," she purrs. That's pretty, he says. How did your parents settle on Carmen? "I picked it," she replied, "because it has my two favorite things in life. I like cars, and I LOVE men. What's your name?" He pauses, then replies: "B.J. Boozengolf."