The Joke of the Week courtesy Becky Estep of Canton:
guy in a bar is hammered, falls off his stool every couple of minutes.
So the bartender says to another customer "why don't you be a good Samaritan and get this guy home?"
So off they go, but it's not easy; the drunk is falling all over the place, has to be dragged in AND out of the car, even carried to the front door where his wife is waiting.
She looks at the pair, surveys the scene and says "thanks for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheelchair?"