Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (144)

Friday, 31 July 2015 14:32

Joke Of The Week 7/31

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Joe Richards of Canton rocks the Joke of the Week prize of The Works from Klaben Auto with this gem...

One day as Steeler Jim was getting out of the shower, ne noticed his "package" had turned orange. He called the doctor, who booked an immediate appointment.

Well, the doctor had never seen anything like this before so he ran some tests. Jim spent the entire day at the doctor's office and they ran test after test but at the end of the ordeal the doctor said they were still no closer to an answer.

"I'm going to have to send you to a specialist," the doctor said, "but before I do can you tell me what you do for a living?"

"Well, mostly I spend my days on the couch," replied Jim, "watching porn and eating Cheetos."

Wednesday, 29 July 2015 13:46

Meet Lilly & Choo Choo

cat lilly   choo choo1

Lilly is a sweet, affectionate and playful 6 1/2 year old female who came to the shelter with several of her feline buddies. Lilly loves to be pet and loved on and will rub all around you soliciting for more and more pets! Some of Lilly's favorite toys are those filled or sprayed with catnip. She has a blast jumping around like a playful kitten when you give her a fun toy! Lilly does well with other cats and has potential with the right dog. Lilly can be slightly timid when first meeting her but once you start giving her gentle head pets she is like putty in your arms. Please stop by our shelter and ask to meet Lilly today!

Choo Choo is a 6 year old Cairn Terrier mix that weighs about 17 pounds. This unique looking boy with his signature under bite can't wait to find a forever family to call his very own! He would do best in an adult only home and seems to do well with other dogs. He is an easy-going guy looking for a quiet and relaxing place to call home. If you think you might Choo Choo Choose this one of a kind guy, stop by the PHSGA today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

 

Wednesday, 22 July 2015 13:49

Meet Oki & Quicksand

oki2   cat quicksand

Oki is a 2 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 55 pounds. This little lady is a cuddle bug and wants nothing more than to be by your side. She will do best in a home as the only furry family member but she has all the love that you will need!! Oki has the perfect blend of being playful and then quickly transforming into a couch potato. She already knows sit, down, shake and high 5. If your thinking Oki dokie this is my girl stop down at the PHSGA and meet this lovely lady!

Meet Quicksand! This handsome and happy 3 month old kitten is in search of a forver home! He is a typical fun-loving, playful and sweet boy that has tons of love to give! Quicksand is just one of many kittens avaibale right now at Pawsibilities, Humane Society of Greater Akron! The kitten adoption fee is only $60 and that includes spayed or neutered, up to date on vaccines, FeLV/FIV tested and microchipped!! If you are in search for a fabulous feline, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet Quicksand or one of his many friends today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Friday, 17 July 2015 13:43

Joke Of The Week 7/17

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Here's a Joke of the Week that'll get that Deere running! Jim Gibson of Akron scores The Works from Klaben for this gem.

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. 'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:21

Meet Princess & Pambi

princess2   cat Pambi

Princess is a 6-7 year old Shepherd / Sharpei mix that weighs about 35 pounds. This sweet and loving girl enjoys being by your side and getting as many pets as you are willing to spare. She seems to get along well with other dogs and even shows great potential with kitties. If you have room in your castle for this pretty petite Princess, stop by the PHSGA today!

Meet Pambi! This little lady came to us as a nursing mom with her kittens. Now that Pambi's babies have been fully weaned and found their forever families she is looking for a home to call her own! Pambi loves to lounge in your lap and soak up as many pets as she can get! She is a vocal girl that enjoys talking to you and that would love to welcome you home with a hello meow! She seems to do well with other cats and dogs. Pambi is an easy going and affectionate lady once she knows you, but can be slightly timid at first. Pambi hopes you're looking for a sweet lap cat like her to make a part of your family!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

 

Friday, 10 July 2015 13:47

Joke Of The Week 7/10

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Joke of the Week and The Works from Klaben Auto goes to Mike McAbier of Canton:

Steeler Jim had to go to the doctor. When he gets into the examining room he tells the doctor that he had problems with his bowel movements. The doctor asked him: do you go regularly?

Steeler Jim replied yes I do I go every morning at 6 a.m.

The doctor then said well what's the problem?

Steeler Jim said I don't wake up till 7:30 every morning.

Photo Credit: eBay

Wednesday, 08 July 2015 15:32

Meet Kahlua & Hungry Hippo

khaula2   cat hungry hippo

Kahlua is around 4 years old and weighs about 45 pounds. This pretty lady is as sweet as her name and she seems to get along well with most other dogs. She loves toys of all kinds but the squeaky ones are her favorite. Kahlua is playful but still cuddly and can't wait to find that perfect forever family!

Hungry Hippo is around a year old and came to us after being found extremely skinny by a Good Samaritan. He got his name because he just loves to eat and is putting his weight back on wonderfully! Hungry Hippo is such a social and outgoing boy! He will bounce around with toys of any type and loves to be pet! Hungry Hippo does well with other cats, but prefers a home without dogs! Please stop by our shelter and ask to meet this handsome boy today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Thursday, 02 July 2015 13:26

Joke Of The Week 7/2

Macedonia's John Gilbertson scores Joke of the Week and that Klaben Auto Works package!

A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, God bless Mummy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma"

The next day the grandmother died.

"OMG thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mummy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He thought "if I can get by until midnight I'll be okay."

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he arrived home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss Steeler Jim died in the middle of a meeting."

Wednesday, 01 July 2015 15:16

Meet Hook & Zatana

hook1    cat zatana

Hook is a 10 year old Miniature Pinscher that weighs about 10 pounds. Packed into this little package is a big personality! This handsome man has a lot of playful spunk left and is ready to find a forever home. He only has one-eye but his unique look just adds to his charm. Hook seems to get along well with other dogs and won't mind sharing a home with one. Stop in and meet this special little man, we are sure you will be hooked once you do!

Meet Zatana! This little lady came to the shelter with her 5 kittens. Now that her kittens have been fully weaned, it is Zatana's turn to find a forever home of her own! Zatana is a sweet and affectionate girl who enjoys being pet and loved on. She even has a little bit of a playful side that comes out and she enjoys playing with all different types of toys! Zatana does well with other cats and dogs. This sweet and gentle girl hopes to find a home to call her own soon! Please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:49

Meet Suzy Q & Ally

suzy q1   cat ally

Suzy Q is a 4 year old Shepherd / Husky mix that weighs about 55 pounds. Suzy Q is such a sweetheart and loves toys just as much as she loves pets. She gets along well with most other dogs. Suzy has a great mix of playfulness and cuddliness and can't wait to be become part of a forever family!​

Ally is around 1 1/2 years old and came to us from a Good Samaritan. Ally is a sweet, playful and affectionate girl who should make an easy transition into a forever home! Ally loves to have all of the love, pets, and attention to herself! A home without any other furry family members would be best for her. This friendly girl is ready and waiting for the "purr-fect" family to come and adopt her!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

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