Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (129)

Friday, 22 May 2015 14:11

WONE Pet of the Week

 

cat lynxLynx is around a year old and came to us from a Good Samaritan with her four kittens. Now that her kittens have been fully weaned and have all found homes, Lynx is ready for a home of her own. This little beauty enjoys being pet and will sit on you lap and just purr away. Sometimes when first meeting new people and places she can be a bit shy at first but quickly warms up with a few gentle pets on her head and cheeks. Lynx shows potential to get along with other cats. She can't wait for you to come say "hi" and ask to meet her today!

 

 

 

 

 

 



nevadaNevada is a 3-4 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 55 pounds. This handsome and happy boy loves to play and snuggle up for pets. He gets along well with other dogs and enjoys playing with them. Nevada is a fun-loving fella who can't wait to become part of a family!

Friday, 22 May 2015 12:59

Joke Of The Week 5/15

Joke051515Jim Gibson of Akron shoots and scores the Klaben Works for Joke of the Week!

A daughter says to her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand." "He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You tell your bloody boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

Friday, 22 May 2015 13:57

Joke Of The Week 5/22

DevilwomanOur JOKE OF THE WEEK comes from Rob Clarke of Strongsville for the Klaben Auto Works package!

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

"Well," responds the St. Peter. "I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a lush, green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest wines and champagne. The Devil is there; a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him; "Now it's time to visit heaven.”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"You've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?

The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted."

Wednesday, 04 February 2015 14:30

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Saturday, 11 April 2015 11:18

Jeff will give you Jeff Beck Tickets!

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All this coming week, win tickets to see Jeff Beck Friday May 15th at the Hard Rock Rocksino.  Set your radio to wake up with the Jeff Kinzbach Morning Show.  We ROCK you awake!

Friday, 03 April 2015 21:35

Rolling Stones Tickets for you to win!

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Starting Monday morning we will give you a chance to win tickets to see the Rolling Stones!  Be listening starting at 7:10 am on the Jeff Kinzbach Morning Show.  Sandra Miller and T.K. O'Grady will be in on the action too.  Don't miss out.  Oh, by the way....we will let you pick what show you want...Columbus or Pittsburgh!  Keep it on 97.5 WONE

Saturday, 28 March 2015 11:29

We've Got Your Van Halen Tickets and More!

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All this week on the Jeff Kinzbach Morning Show, it is your chance to win tickets to see Van Halen with David Lee Roth, Monday August 3rd at Blossom Music Center.  You will beat the box office and also receive a copy of "Tokyo Dome Live in Concert" double CD set.  You will also be in the running for a great grand prize, a pavillion seat upgrade and the six-lp deluxe set on 180 gram vinyl that includes the live album and 2 re-mastered studio albums, "Van Halen" and "1984."  Make sure you are waking up with 97.5 WONE!

Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:24

Meet Snicker Doodle & Rockstar

    

Snicker Doodle is a 5-6 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 40 pounds. Snicker Doodle is definitely one smart cookie she already knows sit, shake, high 5, speak and drop-it! She loves playing with toys and fetch is one of her favorite games! After a good play session, she is then ready to cuddle up next to you for pets, pets and more pets. She needs to be the only dog in the home but this sweet cookie is all you will need. If you think Snicker Doodle sounds like she may be match for you stop by the PHSGA today and meet this special and happy girl!
 
Meet Rockstar! This guy is sure to be the life of the party when he enters your home! Rockstar is around 4-5 years old and came to us by our Humane Officers. He is an energetic boy who like every rockstar, loves to have fun! He enjoys playing with interactive toys like lasers and wand toys. Because Rockstar's world revolves around him, he enjoys pets in moderation and likes to solicit pets on his own. Sometimes when he gets really excited he can become a bit frisky. Although, Rockstar prefers not to be held and picked up, he does like to jump into your lap and be pet or just hang out. Due to the fact Rockstar can be easily excitable, an adult only home or family with children 16 or over would be best for him. If you're looking for a cool cat with a unique personality, Rockstar is your guy! Please stop on down to PHSGA and ask for a chance to meet this Rockstar today!
Sunday, 22 March 2015 22:31

We ROCK you AWAKE!

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This week on the Jeff Kinzbach Morning Show, we have tickets to the Peter Frampton concert at the Rocksino on August 7th, tickets for The Scorpions Concert September 23rd at Nautica and tickets to see John Fogerty at Nautica on July 1st!   Be listening for more concert announcements!  It might have been a cold winter but the concert season is heating up!  

Saturday, 07 March 2015 11:52

Ready to wake up and win?

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This week Jeff Kinzbach gives you tickets to see one of the best comedians ever, Jim Gaffigan at the Akron Civic Theater on August 9th.  Jeff also has tickets to the Tadmor Shrine Circus coming to the Canton Civic Center at the end of March!  We ROCK you AWAKE!  Weekday mornings 5:30 to 10 am on 97.5 WONE!

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