Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (171)

Friday, 20 November 2015 15:40

Joke of the Week 11/20

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Joke of the Week for the Klaben Auto Works Package goes to the anonymous listener to provided this gem to Jeff Kinzbach at O'Reilly Auto Parts in Kent last weekend:

Question:How can you tell if a guy is a real loser?

Answer: Even his blow up doll cheats on him!

Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:46

Meet Lemon & Meringue, Ginger

lemon and merg face    cat ginger

Lemon and Meringue are 5 year old Spaniel / Beagle mixes that each weigh around 30 pound. They are very bonded and we are requiring they be adopted together. These shy sisters start out a little nervous of new people but it doesn’t take long for them to be ready to snuggle close for some pets. Due to their initial shyness we recommend a home with no small children but they seem to get along very well with other dogs. These sweet and gentle girls would love to be part of a family! If you think you have room in your home and heart for Lemon and Meringue stop by the PHSGA today to meet them!

Ginger is a laid back and friendly girl looking for the "purr-fect" home! Ginger arrived at the shelter with an injury to one of her back legs and after lots of medical treatment and surgery, her leg is finally all healed and she is ready to begin the next chapter of her life. Ginger enjoys pets of all kinds and enjoys being brushed and groomed. Ginger seems to have potential with the right cat and dog. She is a friendly and laid back girl who prefers lounging on a cozy bed or comfy lap. If you're interested in getting to know Ginger better, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM

Friday, 13 November 2015 15:05

Joke of the Week 11/13

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Anonymous grabs Joke of the Week for The Works from Klaben Auto -- and it's a good thing we have a nice photo to go along with it ahead of Steelers-Browns Weekend.

Q: What do the Cleveland Browns and a Chick‐Fil-A manager have in common? 
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.

Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? 
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: If you have a car containing a Steelers wide receiver, a Steelers linebacker, and a Steelers running back, who is driving the car? 
A: The cop

Q: Did you hear that Cleveland's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: Did you hear Obama wants to send Rothlesburger to Syria? 
A: He’s convinced Rothlesburger is the only American who can 
overthrow Assad.

Q: What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns & the Taliban? 
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Did you hear that FirstEnergy Stadium had to be re-sodded? That's really sad when you can't even get your own grass to root for you.

Q: Did you hear about the Cleveland woman who was about to 
put her son in a Cleveland Browns jersey? That was until her husband remind reminded her it was a choking hazard.

Q:Did you hear the Pittsburgh schools had to cancel sex education classes for the week? It was because the goat died.

Friday, 06 November 2015 15:04

Joke of the Week 11/6

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.This Joke of the Week comes from Tom Bartholomy if Ravenna:

My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman. "I want you to get out the house," she screamed! I said, "please, can we at least talk about it first?"

"Go on, I'm listening," she replied.

I then sat down, took a deep breath and said, "..It was the most amazing experience of my entire life..."

(photo: WikimediaCommons)

Wednesday, 04 November 2015 15:18

Meet Sonic & Sandy

sonic2   cat sandy

Sonic is a 7-8 year old Fox Terrier mix that weighs about 15 pounds. Now don't let his age fool you he's spunky and loves to play especially with tennis balls! He gets along well with most other dogs and has lived with cats. Sonic enjoys car rides and want nothing more than to snuggle up in your lap. Now race on down and meet Sonic today!

Meet Sandy! He is around 3 months and is looking for an active home! Sandy is quite the playful little guy and is always zooming around with a toy! Sandy gets along well with other cats and has potential with dogs. This young and energetic little guy is sure to make a fun fit to the right home! If you're interested in meeting Sandy, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet him today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM

Friday, 30 October 2015 16:40

Joke of the Week 10/30

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.The Joke of the Week comes from Ann Nonymous of Akron; Ann wins the Klaben Auto Works Package!

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own and he was very concerned about their well-being and always did his best to watch out for them.

As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and this evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.

This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom he would greet the young suitors at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace of threaten to but to send the message the young men knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. The farmer answered the door and the lad said " Hello, my name is Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show. Is she ready to go? Dad looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next one arrived and said "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti , is she ready? Dad felt this was a good one and off the kids went.

Finally the third boy came in. "Hi, my name is Chuck..." the boy started off.

The farmer shot him.

(photo: By Creative Stuff (Shot by my company as work for hire) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons)

Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:05

Meet Scarecrow, Maggie & Molly

cat scarecrow   maggie and molly face

Meet Scarecrow! This handsome guy is searching for a warm home where he can spend his days relaxing on a comfy cat bed and watching nature through the safety of a window. Scarecrow can be a little timid when first meeting new people and places but with a gentle voice and a few tasty treats he quickly starts to come out of his shell. Scarecrow enjoys being pet and once he is really comfortable, he will come curl up on your lap! If you're interested in meeting Scarecrow, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet him today!

Maggie and Molly are around 7-8 years old  and are bonded Miniature Schnauzer mix sisters that we are requiring to be adopted together. Maggie is the bigger one on the right and weighs about 20 pounds and Molly is the smaller black one on the left and weighs about 14 pounds. They arrived together along with 3 cats when their previous owner was placed  into a nursing home and there was no left to care for them.When first meeting new people they can be a little shy but it doesn't take long for them to warm up and want pets. Maggie and Molly are extremely sweet and loving girls that can't wait to become part of a family once again. They have lived with cats and they seem to have good potential with other dogs. If you think you have room in your heart and home for Maggie and Molly they can't wait to meet you at the PHSGA!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM


Friday, 23 October 2015 17:11

Joke of the Week 10/23

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Kudos to Larry Shellman of Copley, snagging the Klaben Auto Works package for WONE's Joke of the Week.

What's the most common line you hear in a Pittsburgh brothel?

"Hey, you remind me of my sister!"

(photo: Joachim Beuckelaer (circa 1533–1575) [Public domain or Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons)

Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:03

Meet Britney & Nova

cat britany   nova pit face

Meet Britney! This 10 year old front de-clawed girl is looking for a calm and quiet home to spend the rest of her golden years! Britney is a shy girl who is not used to living life in a cage at a shelter. Britney was brought to us when her owner passed away and there was no left to care for her. She came in with two other cats that are also available for adoption. Britney is hoping to make a quick transition back into a forever home where she can spend her days receiving lots of pets and love! If you're interested in meeting Britney, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her today!

Nova is a 3 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 45 pounds. This is one happy-go-lucky lady who is looking for an active family to join! She gets along well with most other dogs and would do best with older children! Nova is a sweet and loving girl that can't wait for you stop down and meet her today! 

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM

Friday, 16 October 2015 14:01

Joke of the Week 10/16

97.5 WONE-FM's photo.Klayleene Mantz of Akron -- yes, THAT Klayleene -- wins the Klaben Auto Works package for this week's Joke of the Week.

An old geezer tires of living on just Social Security, so he decides to open a medical clinic. He puts up a sign that reads "Dr. Geezer's Clinic: treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

That gets the attention of an IRS agent who decides to put it to the test. He goes into Dr. Geezer and says "I have lost all taste in my mouth." Dr. Geezer has the nurse bring medicine from Box 22 in the storeroom, puts three drops in the agent's mouth. "Yuk," says the agent. "This is gasoline!" Dr. Geezer replies: "Cured! Your taste is back. That'll be $500."

Feeling burned, the agent returns a week later with claims he's lost his memory. Dr. Geezer orders the nurse to bring him the medicine from Box 22. "No way," cries the agent. "That's gasoline!" "Exactly," shouts Dr. Geezer. "Your memory is restored. That'll be $500."

Now furious, the agent comes back weeks later and says "my eyesight is gone. I can't see anymore." Dr. Geezer said "I don't have a cure for that, so here's your $1,000" and hands the agent a $10 bill.

The IRS agent says "wait a minute, this is only ten bucks!"

"Congratulations," exclaimed Dr. Geezer. "Your vision is back! That'll be $500."

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