Jeff Kinzbach in the Morning (137)

Thursday, 02 July 2015 13:26

Joke Of The Week 7/2

Macedonia's John Gilbertson scores Joke of the Week and that Klaben Auto Works package!

A Father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mummy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, God bless Mummy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma"

The next day the grandmother died.

"OMG thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, "God bless Mummy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He thought "if I can get by until midnight I'll be okay."

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he arrived home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss Steeler Jim died in the middle of a meeting."

Wednesday, 01 July 2015 15:16

Meet Hook & Zatana

hook1    cat zatana

Hook is a 10 year old Miniature Pinscher that weighs about 10 pounds. Packed into this little package is a big personality! This handsome man has a lot of playful spunk left and is ready to find a forever home. He only has one-eye but his unique look just adds to his charm. Hook seems to get along well with other dogs and won't mind sharing a home with one. Stop in and meet this special little man, we are sure you will be hooked once you do!

Meet Zatana! This little lady came to the shelter with her 5 kittens. Now that her kittens have been fully weaned, it is Zatana's turn to find a forever home of her own! Zatana is a sweet and affectionate girl who enjoys being pet and loved on. She even has a little bit of a playful side that comes out and she enjoys playing with all different types of toys! Zatana does well with other cats and dogs. This sweet and gentle girl hopes to find a home to call her own soon! Please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her today!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:49

Meet Suzy Q & Ally

suzy q1   cat ally

Suzy Q is a 4 year old Shepherd / Husky mix that weighs about 55 pounds. Suzy Q is such a sweetheart and loves toys just as much as she loves pets. She gets along well with most other dogs. Suzy has a great mix of playfulness and cuddliness and can't wait to be become part of a forever family!​

Ally is around 1 1/2 years old and came to us from a Good Samaritan. Ally is a sweet, playful and affectionate girl who should make an easy transition into a forever home! Ally loves to have all of the love, pets, and attention to herself! A home without any other furry family members would be best for her. This friendly girl is ready and waiting for the "purr-fect" family to come and adopt her!

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:58

Meet Marybeth & Elana

cat marybeth   elena1

Marybeth is a 4 year old female who came to us with one of her feline friends. She is a friendly girl who enjoys being pet and loved on. Marybeth is still transitioning to life here at the shelter but it doesn't take her long at all to feel at ease. With a proper introduction setting her up for success, Marybeth seems to do well with other cats and dogs. This lovely lady is hoping her forever home is just around the corner!​

Elana is around 5 months old and already weighs over 30 pounds and will be a big girl when she is fully grown. We do not know who her Mom and Dad were but we are guessing she might be a Mastiff / Hound mix. Elana is an energetic goofball with a sweet and happy disposition. She loves playing with toys and getting pets. She gets along well with other dogs but they better be ready to play! If you think you have room in your heart and home for this big beautiful babe, stop down and meet Elana today!  

PAWSibilities®, Humane Society of Greater Akron
330-487-0333 | Toll Free: 1 (888) LUV-THEM
www.summithumane.org

Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:15

​​Meet Margaret & Sherlock

cat Margaret   shelock2

Meet Margaret! She is around a year old and enjoys being pet, playing with toys, and being the center of attention! Margaret believes the world should revolve around her and enjoys having all of the love to herself! Due to this, Margaret would be best as the only furry family member in the home. She is talkative girl who likes to make herself known when entering a room. Margaret seems to do well with children and enjoys laying in laps and sun bathing from the comfort of a cozy cat bed. If you're interested in getting to know Margaret more, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet this beautiful lady today!

Sherlock is a 6 year old Shepherd mix that weighs about 40 pounds. He has a perfect mix of being playful but also quickly winding down and being an easy-going fella. He loves toys of all kinds but playing fetch with a tennis ball is his all time favorite! He walks well on leash and seems to get along well with most other dogs! Sherlock is on the lookout for the perfect family to become part of, if you think that could be you stop down and meet this handsome man today!

Friday, 05 June 2015 13:48

Joke Of The Week 6/5

Jim decided that he wanted to become a shepherd  and decided that the best place to be a shepherd was in Scotland, so he left America to pursue his dream.  When he found a want ad for a shepherd, he immediately applied and was invited for an interview.  There were 3 applicants for the position and the farmer said, “Now, of course, you will have to be comfortable wearing a kilt”.  They all had no problem with that.  “You will encounter bonnie lasses who will try to distract you from your herd in order to marry you as we do not have many men around these parts.  Being distracted could cause you to lose your herd”.  They all replied that would not be a problem.  “Well”, said the farmer, “there is a test that you must pass before I can hire you.  You must put on this kilt and tie this little bell to your manhood underneath.  Once you have done this, please come down to the barn for the test”.  All 3 did as instructed.  When they went in the barn, there was a pretty country girl standing there and the farmer said “Ok, the test starts now”, at this, the girl started to undress.  She took off her top and one of the bells went “ding-a-ling” the farmer said “I’m sorry lad, but this job is not for you” to one of the other applicants.  The girl then took off her bottom and the other applicant’s bell “ding-a-linged” and he was told that he was not right for the job either.  Finally, the girl was completely naked and Jim’s bell never made a sound.  The farmer congratulated Jim on his success and said “now go join your herd” and, immediately, Jim’s bell went “ding-a-ling”.

Thursday, 04 June 2015 13:55

Meet Bella & Milo aka Benny

Bella 1  Benny 1

 

Okay ... this tiny girl and small boy are just PERFECT in EVERY WAY! We were all in love with them in their photo-shoot.  The two were traveling together when they were picked up.  They are both tiny and a perfect example of beautiful stock Beagles. Their tails never stopped the entire time we worked with them and they never minded us handling them at all.  Observing their behaviors, it was apparent that someone did a wonderful job raising these two very polite, and bonded, dogs.

After getting the pictures out there in social media outlets, the pet parents did come forward with a plea for help.  Feeling very familiar with Rubber City Radio personalities, they saw the Pay It Forward For Pets logo on the photos and reached out to us stating, “having listened for years, we feel like you are all trusted friends.”  They have had a lot of life changes and are no longer able to safely care for their beloved Beagles (approximately 3 years of age) and want us to help get them placed into a loving home – together!  These two are sooooo precious … if my husband permitted me, they’d be at my house today!  I really want them badly but I have to respect my limits.  They like other dogs and couldn’t care less about cats.  They like people young and old, big and small.  These dogs would be wonderful with a family OR all adult home; however, CONTAINMENT will always be KEY to their well-being.  These 2 have a history of hitting the road and will continue to do it if not kept safely contained.  Once a dog has a taste of freedoms, they always want to explore and because they are so small, they won’t fare well if hit by a car.

Adoption of these 2 cutie-pies will go through PIFFP (NOT Summit County Animal Control) so please contact us directly @ 330.760.0763 to inquire.  Don’t delay … with a lot of living to do, these young dogs want to meet their forever home TODAY!!!     

Note:  Please keep in mind that all adoptable pets need time to decompress once they enter a home.  For some it will happen quickly and for others it might take a few weeks.  You'll want to be understanding of what they have been through and their level of insecurity.  We ask that you treat all of them as if they were an 8 week old puppy (or kitty).  Assume they know nothing and begin at step one.  You'll soon know what they are capable of and what behaviors you will need to kindly work on with your new family member.  It's called commitment!  And, that's what these pets want more than anything!

Wednesday, 27 May 2015 15:36

Meet Marcela & Ambrosia

marcela2   cat ambrosia

Marcela is a 2-3 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 55 pounds. This pretty girl enjoys playing fetch with a tennis ball but her absolute favorite pastime is hanging out by your side soaking in all the love and pets you are willing to spare! She gets along well with most other dogs and has a happy and out-going disposition. Stop down to Pawsibilities, Humane Society of Greater Akron today to meet this lovely lady!

Meet Ambrosia! This little beauty is still adjusting to life here at the shelter and slowly coming out of her shell more and more each day. Once Ambrosia warms up she enjoys being pet and loved on. She has potential with other cats and a calm dog. Ambrosia is hoping for a calm and quiet home with a family who has the time and patience to help her adjust to a new home. Ambrosia is ready and waiting at our shelter for her "purr-fect" family! If you would like to get to know Ambrosia better, please stop by our shelter and ask to meet her today!

Friday, 22 May 2015 14:11

Meet Lynx & Nevada

nevada    cat lynx


Nevada is a 3-4 year old Pit Bull mix that weighs about 55 pounds. This handsome and happy boy loves to play and snuggle up for pets. He gets along well with other dogs and enjoys playing with them. Nevada is a fun-loving fella who can't wait to become part of a family!

Lynx is around a year old and came to us from a Good Samaritan with her four kittens. Now that her kittens have been fully weaned and have all found homes, Lynx is ready for a home of her own. This little beauty enjoys being pet and will sit on you lap and just purr away. Sometimes when first meeting new people and places she can be a bit shy at first but quickly warms up with a few gentle pets on her head and cheeks. Lynx shows potential to get along with other cats. She can't wait for you to come say "hi" and ask to meet her today!

Friday, 22 May 2015 12:59

Joke Of The Week 5/15

Joke051515Jim Gibson of Akron shoots and scores the Klaben Works for Joke of the Week!

A daughter says to her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand." "He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You tell your bloody boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

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